October
October has come and for those living in the United States that means a number of things; the start of fall, the world series, the first full month you have to start doing homework and taking exams, daylight savings time, and of course Halloween. But here in Cajamarca none of these things exist. And to be completely truthful I´m not exactly sure what October brings in this dusty Andean city. So now I will drone on about what I think will happen during the month of October in Cajamarca, Peru. Here are my predictions:
On the 7th of the month a beauty contest will take place and the winner will be given two donkeys and a pig.
On the 10th, my father´s Peruvian twin will celebrate his birthday in the plaza de armas. The entire city will be there with pisco sour in their hands.
On the 15th, the president of Peru will demand that all guiney pigs be slaughtered and eaten immediatly upon hearing that someone was keeping one as a pet.
On the 22th, there will be an earthquake, a tornado and a flood. No one will get killed or injured but 7 chickens will be reported missing.
On the 27th, six of the seven chickens will be found on a farm just outside the city crossdressed as sheep.
On the 31st, families will prepare to celebrate dia de los muertos. The seventh chicken will be found on a dinner table pretending to be dead.
On the 7th of the month a beauty contest will take place and the winner will be given two donkeys and a pig.
On the 10th, my father´s Peruvian twin will celebrate his birthday in the plaza de armas. The entire city will be there with pisco sour in their hands.
On the 15th, the president of Peru will demand that all guiney pigs be slaughtered and eaten immediatly upon hearing that someone was keeping one as a pet.
On the 22th, there will be an earthquake, a tornado and a flood. No one will get killed or injured but 7 chickens will be reported missing.
On the 27th, six of the seven chickens will be found on a farm just outside the city crossdressed as sheep.
On the 31st, families will prepare to celebrate dia de los muertos. The seventh chicken will be found on a dinner table pretending to be dead.
posted by mikedon at 3:11 PM
2 Comments:
Michael I read your comments with great interest and look forward to your return from the north, whenever that may be. I continue to run road races in your honor.
I don't get it.
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