Scent of a man/woman

Sometimes people wear too much cologne. And sometimes other people wear too much perfume. Occasionally these same people are also using too much hair gel. Every now and then you are caught on an elevator with one of these people, spending a precious 23 seconds of your life holding your breath, biting your lip, and trying not to pass out. If you are lucky, you live. And if you live you are ecstatic, but you are also wondering why this happened to you. You are wondering why no laws exist to protect the innocent. Twenty five years in the slammer should do it. But if they offend again, then it is a life-term followed by torture. They will sit in a small non-ventilated room with dozens of bottles of their preffered artificial scent, all empty because the contents are spread all over the walls, the floor and their body. At last we are solving the problems of the world.